I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
"Don’t talk about the elephant in the room" is an idiom that boils down to "there’s obviously someone completely different from everyone and everything else in here don’t talk about it"
friendly reminder that you can fight for equality without shitting on other people’s lifestyles
drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf
enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves
a person’s a person no matter how small
I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you
guys who pine for their exes long after the relationship ends, annoy the hell out of me and instantly become 100000% less attractive. if the relationship is really over, take the time you need and move on. not allowing yourself to be happy with someone else just because you’re hung up over someone who doesn’t want to be with you anymore is a complete waste of your time.