Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing.
Babe did you fall from heaven bc you seem to be a chaotic ever shifting sphere of eyes & wings making a sound not of this earth and I’m kind of hoping God sent you because this is terrifying
Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson, aka The Best of #PumpkinFest, PT 1. #staywoke
in this week’s episode of shit black folks would get murdered or jailed with no trial for
not just followers, everyone.
I’m here if any of you need to talk<3
The best part is, this post actually does something, it offers support, unlike one of those useless “reblog if you care” posts.
Exactly. Which is why I’ll reblog this one.
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
babe i can fight the patriarchy and ride a dick those things are not mutually exclusive
Harry Potter bloopers
(Dumbledore’s obviously been visiting Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes)
EVEN BETTER IS THAT THEY DID IT BECAUSE DAN HAD ASKED TO BE PUT NEXT TO THIS ONE GIRL HE HAD A CRUSH ON AND EVERYONE KNEW IT AND THEY WANTED TO EMBARRASS THE CRAP OUT OF HIM IN FRINT OF HER
|white girl:||i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.|
|white boy:||come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.|
|white girl:||you're just trying to scare me.|
|they continue walking for a few seconds|
|*white couple hears noise*|
|white girl:||babe what that??|
|white boy:||i'll go investigate|
|*leaves her alone*|
|white boy:||ha ha just kidding!|
|white boy:||im just playin babe|
|white girl:||that wasnt funny but ur still cute|
|*things turn sexy*|
|white boy:||i'll go investigate|
|*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*|
|*maybe a thud*|
|white girl:||zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!|
|*she walks and he dead*|
|*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*|
|*white girl runs*|
|*thinks she free n safe*|
|*guy catches her*|
|opening title slashes across screen:||BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D|
Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”