VEDA - Day 10 w/ John Green
I flew to Indianapolis to do cool fun things and I brought you with me because you’re cool and fun, too! April has been so uplifting so far. In like a lion.
say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”
i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.
The American collegiate system in one gif set
the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
|Man:||Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time.|
|Lady:||You foul-mouthed swine! In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public.|
|Man:||Hey, coola down lady. Who talkin abouta sexa? I’ma justa tellun my frienda how to spella Mississippi.|
for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how